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2005-05-10 - 11:55 p.m.
Survey #2
Poopiebitch had this little survey-like thing, and I love doing shit like this, so I figured I�d give it a go. Please feel free to do the same.
My uncle once � ran for senator in California.
Never in my life � have I had a multiple orgasm.
High school was � something I�d rather not remember.
I will never forget � Sven, because redtoaster keeps bringing him up. lol
I once met � governor Rose Mofford�was not impressed.
There is this girl I know � who decided to strip to take care of her kids because her dumbfuck boss fired her for taking a day off to take care of her sick child.
Once at a bar � I was hit upon by an Italian pre-med student who wanted me to come home and meet his parents and cook me an authentic Italian meal�after I was engaged, damnit!!
Last night � I posted my diary journal, did dishes, and fed the cats.
If only I � had multiple orgasms.
Next time I go to church � I will ask god for multiple orgasms,
Terri Schiavo � should probably not be included in an online survey meant for fun.
When I turn my head to the left � I see my cat and X-Files reflected in the mirror hanging on my wall.
When I turn my head to the right � I see nothing, because it�s too freakin dark in here.
You know I'm lying when � change the subject quickly.
What I miss most about the eighties � is the kickass music.
If I was a character written by Shakespeare � I would be the Shrew.
By this time next year � will be May 10, 2006
A better name for me would be � dumbass
If I ever go back to school � go back?!?! I just finished, but I suppose I would get my PhD in theology.
You know I like you if � I talk sex, politics, and religion with you.
If I won an award, the first person I would thank � is the person who gave it to me.
Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, and Geraldine Ferraro � poopiebitch had no clue and neither do I.
Take my advice � never!! I give horrible advice.
My ideal breakfast is � one with absolutely no calories, but the taste of French toast, bacon, eggs, and toast with grape jelly. Don�t forget the coffee with lots of creamer, oh and a croissant!!!
A song I love, but don't have is � Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
If you visit my hometown � you�ll be visiting me because I�ve never moved from there.
Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars � beautiful, necessary, are everywhere, and have no interest in.
If you stay overnight in my house � bring a pillow.
I'd stop my wedding for � well, for nothing really. I love my hubby!!!
The world could do without � disease, hunger, fatty foods�is it really that hard, people??
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than � the ass of one.
My favorite blond � Brad Pitt.
Paperclips are more useful than � gluing the paper together.
If I do anything well � it�s being schmarmy.
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