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2005-04-30 - 5:03 p.m.
Hitchhiker's Guide amongst other guides
Oh, I�m nervous!!
We�re going to go see Hitchhiker�s Guide today and I heard some really crappy review on it earlier this week.
We�re going at 7 p.m. AZ time. I�ll let you know.
Other than that, I was feeling really crappy this morning. Without fail, every 24 days or so, my body become wracked with pain for at least 24 hours.
I feel bloated, emotional and kicked in the gut.
Honestly, how many women suffer this?? Ever since I was 16 my monthly friend has been more of a monthly ungodly angry visitor come for the specific reason of turning me from strong able-bodied woman to whimpering, simpering girl child.
I have spoken to some other women and this time is nothing to them. They feel a little emotional and bloating, but none have reached the pinnacle of utter and complete pain as I have.
I�ve had days where I was curled under my work desk, hold my stomach and breathing like a cow in labor because the pain was so bad.
Thankfully I haven�t experienced that kind of pain for awhile, but it�s still not pretty.
Oddly enough, and I must share this with the female population if you don�t know this little trick already, but masturbation and sleep seems to work the best.
Don�t cringe, it�s not nearly as bad as it sounds.
Here�s the thing�
I�ve tried warm baths, aspirin, ibuprofen, trying to relax, alcohol, chocolate, everything�
The best thing is to settle yourself in a nice comfy bed, satisfy yourself (this allows your muscles to relax just long enough to fall in a deep slumber), and then fall asleep. By the time you wake up, you should be feeling immensely better. If you don�t, repeat again until you do.
Like I�ve said before, I know I�m an odd bird but when you�re in that much pain, you�ll pretty much try anything to stop the pain.
At least I�m feeling much better now and ready to see Hitchhiker�s.
Have a good weekend!!
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